Poems and Jokes to bring a laugh to your day.

So here are the 20 facts... I'm going to nominate @Chipster4 and @Wattpad.... I got nominated by Leaf because I asked very nicely

This ish all about Dog Sweetie...

Oh Yas the pic fit... Or would chu say the pic fat anyways here's the book

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

The stars shine, but I hide. My name is Midnight, idk what happen, what my story is, but all I know is, I'm lost.

What lengths would you go to, if you had a secret that would scare the world? Have you got some crazy secret? Something you’ve being told never to reveal? How do you think this family feels then? Their secret gets disturbed mildly when an old friend of their Mum just drops Erica off at their house, a seven year old girl who loves a hug. Trying their best to keep their secret, which is getting harder and harder to do with her natural urge to explore, will they be able to keep their secret, or will the whole world be afraid of them? Will the best most kept secret, be found out by a little girl? I wrote this story when I was 10 years old, so the story itself is very simple and very somewhat ignorant. If you are not into this kind of thing, then please do not criticise my young work. And yes, I admit it reminds me of the Anime Fruitbasket now that I look over it, but I didn't do it intentionally.

Short scary and sad stories that will give you chills and tears. Scary stories that can show you fear; And sad stories that can happen in real life. Hope you enjoy~! :D