Um... 😁 this has angst/fluff/ and lemon (this is Satire) if u know me no u don't and credjrs to my friend who helped

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐤, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐭, 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰... 𝐓𝐖!: 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒(𝐢𝐬𝐡) 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌 (𝐎𝐅𝐂 𝐒𝐌𝐂) 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏 𝐍𝐎𝐍- 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐁𝐋! (𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 ;𝐎) 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐙: ~𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 ~𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 ~𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐜 (𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬) 𝐢𝐝𝐤... 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩? 𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐘! 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨: 𝐌𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐭, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧? 𝐎𝐡 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐠... 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦! 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐘𝐔𝐏 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐌𝐄!