Books. Yep. The glorious thing you read when you are bored, and have nothing else to do. So, thats why im making one. Yep. This is a book. Totally a goddamn book. Book. Or a "Fanfiction" OF books you may hear a couple times. Books. This could go on and on and on and on knowing me, but since you don't-BOOKS-, i'll just end it here. Also noting that I only have 642-BOOKS- letters left to write, so.... yeah. I think you get the-BOOKS- ..point. So, enjoy reading this glorious, magnificent, wonderful BOOK that will (most likely) only have one page in it... Just because, -BOOKS- I can. :]

These are my favourite comebacks, some of the I made up, most of them are unique and new so you might not have heard them before Do you have a person in your class that you can't stand? You don't want to use one of those basic one that everyone knows about? Check out this book, I assure you that you will find heaps of new comebacks that are hilarious!

Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman" Very over-weight 22 year old girl Callie has a mega crush on her hunkie new apartment next door neighbor Chris ...(age 24). The thing is, since Callie is so overweight, Chris mistakes her for a guy but she doesn't tell him the truth because they've become buddies and she doesn't want to lose that bond with him. Then Chris makes her start going to the gym to lose weight and as the pounds comes off, Chris begins to see these changes...like Callie starts to look more girly, and since he's a total playboy and lady lover, he starts getting attracted to her while thinking that she's still a "he". Basically, he thinks he's going gay. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar.

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

They were never supposed to fall in love. In fact, they were probably never even supposed to meet. But life does that sometimes; it brings you someone who unexpectedly turns your world upside down. For Ella, it all began on the last day of summer, in a small bakery on the edge of town. With three teenage boys, a plastic knife and a rocketship birthday cake. lol I'm not dead guys

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Amelia Johnson was an average girl. Until her live changed for better or for worse...?

Dear Cinderella, If you are reading this then it means you have found your prince. I have written this letter because I am to be married in exactly one year. I have decided that dropping a letter in a random spot shall be the way I choose my wife. I will not disclose to you who I am, just a simple email address. For it is my duty to find you. So when the day comes that I do find you; I can promise you that I will make you feel like Cinderella. Yours truly, Prince Charming Ps. my email address is Your_Prince01. Whether you email me or not, the choice is up to you. This is the letter that eighteen year old Elle Bishop finds under her desk in math. What does it mean, and how is she the one to find it? Will she give into the temptation and email Prince Charming or will she toss the letter and just forget?

Accidents aren't always happy, but this one was. Seventeen year old Mandy Carmicheal spent her life like any normal teenager. She went to party's just about every weekend with friends, and spent the week days with her parents in there wonderful two story home. But on that Saturday night before the start of her Senior year everything changes. Mandy loses her virginity to a guy she just met and doesn't even know his last name. All she knows is that his name is Chad and he was super gorgeous. But six weeks later when Mandy finds out she is pregnant and that everything is about to change she freaks. She knows who the father is because it's not like she slept around or anything. But she doesn't actually "know" who the father is..... She has no way of finding out who or where he is. I mean all she knows is his first name. That is until........