I Hate To Ride My Own Meat But...
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Chef's Kiss by stormesbookclub
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Valentina Moreau was too rigidly perfect for my liking. Even given her divorce, she managed to stay mature and composed at all times. In harsh contrast, I was a young firecracker still throwing fits over subpar men who couldn't tell loyalty from sticking it into anything with a pretty-enough face. And now, I was meant to be her co-worker and live alongside her. She was the housekeeper. I was the personal chef. I found her tedious. She found me reckless. But God - when you put us together - it's just... Chef's Kiss.
Let's Get Physical  by stormesbookclub
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My physiotherapist. A part-time gym instructor. My brother's friend. An older woman. All of these elements made up Ezra Marlowe - and similarly - made her forbidden fruit. Professionalism and morality kept us apart. Lust and desire brought us together. Or, no wait, my swimming injury was actually what brought us together...
Starlet  by stormesbookclub
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My name is Delilah Foster. I am a 22 year old single mother. I fell pregnant at the daisy-fresh age of 17. By the time I found out I was pregnant, it was too late to undergo termination. I grew up in a strict household. My parents didn't hug and hold me when they discovered my occupied womb. I got kicked out, and had to step up as a mom when I was still a kid, myself. Now I work as a waitress - holding it all together to make ends meet for my daughter and myself. ★ Toni Heart. A raw, obsessive, 27 year old perfectionist of a director who will do anything to bring her vision to life. With more critically acclaimed films than fingers on her hands, she finds it offensive when people view her as a product of nepotism rather than seeing her talent for itself. She wants to adapt her favourite novel 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘈𝘵 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 7 into a live action remake - but none of these polished Hollywood darlings can give her what she wants. ★ It's not until one day, Toni scouted me. Unintentionally, but it happened nonetheless. When she saw me, she knew one thing for sure: I was the woman she wanted in her film.
Lost Cause  by stormesbookclub
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A collection of personal essays ☆
The Help by stormesbookclub
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"The Help doesn't have to set a single foot into my office. Do you understand?" Mr.Armani spoke to me, condescension heavy in his tone. '𝘛𝘩𝘦 "𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘱" 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.' I think to myself, '𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦.' ✂ ✁ ✃ My name is Maxine Walker. I was a bright eyed 22 year old woman, with nothing but a high school diploma and the desperate need for something new. I craved independency, and to be away from my parents. I had to find a way to make ends meet and somehow, I got the opportunity to become a housekeeper. A housekeeper for a rich man and his hot, hot wife... Mrs.Armani, Naya Armani, was a sight for sore eyes. But I was her employee. And I had a long-distance girlfriend. And she was married. Fuck, I can't believe she's married. ✂ ✁ ✃
Garden Of Eden  by stormesbookclub
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"Lily." she said my name, the letters falling from her mouth like petals wilting from a flower of sin. I didn't respond. Not because I didn't want to. I just didn't know what to say. "I am not going to leave this place without you. I know that I messed up before, but my biggest mistake of all would be losing you. I refuse to let that happen." 𓃠 𓃠𓃠 My name is Lily Lovelace, and I am as bubbly and feminine as my name is. I've moved around with my family from country to country due to my father's job. Due to my unstable and nomadic lifestyle, I've become closed off to true connection despite my strong desire for passion and romance. My heart found itself caught between its hunger for love and the safety of solitude. Eventually we settled down in the rural parts of Italy. I never would have expected to meet a fiery young woman all the way from New York City, with hair akin to a lion's mane and the personality of a cunning fox. Oh, Zafina Mustafa, the woman that you are. 𓃠 𓃠𓃠
Heartbreak At Motel 7!  by stormesbookclub
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"Don't come to a strip club looking for love. That shit doesn't belong here." she warned. I knew that she was right. Still, I didn't accept her statement. "But...You're here." ⋆⋆⋆ I was a typical surburan girl before I had met her. She changed me. Whether that was for the better or for the worse is up to you. But ladies and gentlemen, as sure as I was that the moon and the stars would fill the sky every night to put the sun to rest, I was sure that the love of my life was a drugged out stripper. ⋆⋆⋆
The Ocean's Lover by stormesbookclub
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My father was a fisherman. My mother was a whore. I was a product of my environment. I grew up in a small town, along the seaside. Everyone knew everyone, and nothing was ever private. It was like having one big, nosy family. So when I nearly drowned and was saved by not one, but three, mysterious women, you can imagine that it was the talk of the town. Father claims that they were mermaids. I claim that he's a mad man. On an unrelated note, three beautiful women just moved into town...
ANGEL'S WHORES  by stormesbookclub
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Sin For Me by stormesbookclub
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"I've never been with a woman before." I was an echo chamber to her words as I made my admission shyly, looking away as my face grew hot with embarrassment. I wasn't lying. I never had been with a woman before. Especially not an older, well respected and successful woman. Vivian Black took me by my chin, forcing me to look her in the eyes, "Let me change that." I watched and allowed her to trace circles into my hip, "What about the men I told you about? She let out a small laugh, her lips now on my neck and her hand in between my legs, "I'll make you forget all about them."