"𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡" "𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭" ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Leaving behind the only life she's ever known, Heather plunges into the deep unknown in the wilds of Alaska as a dark secret is pulled into the light... ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── BOOK IV OF THE CATATONIC SERIES. EDWARD CULLEN X ORIGINAL CHARACTER. This series follows the events of the movies and books and contains swearing and other sensitive topics. READERS DISCRETION ADVISED

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭" "𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭" ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── When Edward leaves to keep Heather safe from his supernatural world, she ends up falling further into the myths. Relying on old friends to keep her safe from those who still hunt her. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── BOOK II OF THE CATATONIC SERIES. EDWARD CULLEN X ORIGINAL CHARACTER Follows both the book and movie. Contains swearing and mentions of suicide, reader's discretion advised. Updates on Mondays and Fridays. READERS DISCRETION ADVISED

"𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫" "𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐤𝐲" ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── All it took was switching lab partners for the relationship to form. After years of being strangers, Heather Thomas finally gets to know the loner, Edward Cullen, and all of his many secrets and strange world. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── BOOK I OF THE CATATONIC SERIES. EDWARD CULLEN X ORIGINAL CHARACTER. Series is based on both the books and movies and contains heavy swearing and other sensitive topics. READERS DISCRETION ADVISED

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

"It was always you, calling for me. Now theres always time, falling for me."

𝙄 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙆 𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙂𝙊𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉 𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙉𝙊𝙒. ✧ ✧ ✧ ೃ⁀➷ A STORY IN WHICH it all starts by polly maureen showing jeff buckley her record collection. 「© 2024 | 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗲」

you're amongst one of the most popular girls at south park high; a cheerleader, a social butterfly and a certified party lover. sadly though, math tests aren't physically capable of succumbing to your charm. so what happens when to pass the school year, you're forced by your math teacher to get tutored by kyle broflovski-the smartest kid in your class? ✩✩✩ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: a female reader, aged up characters, alternate high school universe, very ooc south park lol, swearing, mentions of drugs/alc, suggestive content. cover photo art credits to: @bloodybunny_3 on pinterest!

「South Park X Female Reader」 "she's even prettier than last year!" ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯, (Y/N) Vincely is a girl failure. no matter how many hobbies she tries, how she dresses or how she applies makeup. but now that the teenage girl is in high school, things start to change for her. ⋆｡°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of murder, death , abuse, and things of that nature! ☆ COVER NOT MINE! (off of Pinterest)

❝ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐁𝐀𝐃! ❞ ‎ ‎ ━━━━ ‎ 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 the popular boy from [y/n]'s math class adds her on snapchat. what happens if that popular boy is her crush? will she keep her distant or shoot her shot? or what if.. he's the one who makes the first move? STAN MARSH X FEM!READER ━━ # PUBLISHED, 06.11.2024 ━━ # REPUBLISHED, 06.01.25 ━━ # COMPLETED, N/A

༶ ⋆˙⊹❀ ❤︎ "why are you so fucking sensitive?" ... "cause i have to be"