I'm writing this because my life is boring so writing this will make it seem more interesting and some of this is just completely fake and I love powers and elements and vampires so.. you know I'll do what I want. (also yes some of these events have happened to me in real life.) Also just saying, all of the pictures in this book will be from Super Peace Busters..

Note: This is a story written in 2013. The newer edited version can be found on the home page soon. The last of her kind is isolated in the coldest places on Earth. With her Grandfather as her only really close family she moves to New York as he becomes weak. But New York is much different and her other family is also different. What could go wrong?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!