Facts of The Office

the best of the best quotes from The Office US version

I'm bored again so have some Dwight oneshots/imagines, you know you want them. *wiggles brows* MAY CONTAIN SMUT! I might not get THAT bored but it's always a possibility. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

⇢ ˗ˏˋ UNDIVIDED ATTENTION * ˚ ✦ ❝𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.❞ ┌─────────────────┐ ❛ in which willow halpert falls in love with the farmer who she, her brother and her best friend mess with on a daily basis. ❜ └─────────────────┘ ﹙ d.s x fem! oc ﹚ ﹙ seasons 1-3 ﹚ ﹙ cover by ASTROLEOSS ﹚ ﹙ #1 in dwightschrute 02-12-21 ﹚

You have decided to take a job at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch! As you get to know your co-workers better, a particular beet farmer catches your eye from across the room. There is love, there is loss, and there are beets. Heya, this is a Dwight x Reader but if you're lookin' for something serious then, uh....... You should look for somethin' else 'cause this is a joke, thanx. Also, I don't own any of the characters lmfao. //highest rankings\\ #1 in theoffice #1 in dundermifflin #2 in dwightschrute #3 in dwight #3 in scranton #4 in pambeesly #5 in michaelscott

Ryan has been appointed the new Manager of Sales at Dunder Mifflin. Knowing all the time wasting and lack of productivity that goes on in the scranton branch, he appoints (y/n) (l/n) to streamline the produtivity there. Upon arrival she is met with a lot of problems with both things and people. Her biggest problem by far, however, was Dwight Schrute. The top salesman and massive pain in her ass. Actually, that's not true, Michael Scott was probably worse. I have made the reader in this using mainly female pronouns and is known to look hot and/or stunning to most people. This is because anyone reading this I personally consider stunning and this is a great way to reinforce that idea into you beautiful head. Thank you, your breathtaking.