• c o m p l e t e d • While growing up, Camellia has mastered one thing: survive. In a world where committing crimes were more than common to keep you alive, the raven haired beauty had to learn from a young age that you must do whatever it takes. Camellia is now a talented aerial acrobatic in the Noah's Ark circus. She joined the circus not too long ago but already, she felt like the people there were her family. Her past comes back to haunt her when a handsome, red-eyed man and a boy with an eye patch decide to visit the circus for reasons she did not know at first. She can no longer escape what had happened to her years ago when she finds herself entangled in the mess and secrets of the circus she believed was her new home. | Based heavily on Kuroshitsuji season 3, the Book of Circus arc |

To clear things up, it was not, I repeat, it was not my fault! If Megan wasn't so stupid, and if I wasn't so sleepy, I wouldn't be in this mess! Not that I'm complaining though. You see, my sister asked-ordered- me nicely-not- to buy some milk from the store. Let's not forget about the fact that she asked me in the middle of the night. And being stupid and sleepy, I agreed. And what do I get for doing something good? I got chased by a hit man, got shot in the leg and fell. I fell down a hole- a goddamn hole. That was the last thing I remembered before everything went pitch black. (FINISHED) { DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLACK BUTLER, ONLY MY OC } { A/N } Dear readers, I am now revising each and every chapter of this book. Once I revise a chapter, a {REVISED} at the end of every chapter name will be added to notify you if the book has been successfully revised. For those new readers, do not fret, for I will assure that every ending will be the same and connect to the next chapter. For those old readers, you might notice some change in the ending, but that's only because the ending might have not been able to connect to the next chapter. Even though I have revised the book, the plot is still the same, and will end the same, just a little bit more fun and more action. I do hope you guys will like the revised chapters. Oh, and I will also be removing some, if not all the author's notes. ~ NekoGirl08

Sequel of "CATastrophe".

You heard the title! Everything from Ciel getting a cavity to Sebastian singing Wrecking Ball! Now, hold onto your shorts because this is going to be simply one hell of a Black Butler Crack series. ;) I am proud to announce that this book is #126 in Black Butler as of August 5, 2018! Thank you all so much. I love you. <3 Requests are closed! WARNING: Contains frequent Hetalia, Attack On Titan, and SpongeBob references! Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Black Butler characters or Black Butler, despite how much I want to. :3 Published August 10, 2015.

I'm going to tell you how I do what I do best.........Annoying Anime Characters(or people in general)

Evangeline Rose Smith is a rude, stubborn, and tomboyish girl that Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis have agreed to take in and turn into a lady. However, as soon as 'Vangie' is welcomed into the Phantomhive manor, pranks, insults, and trouble ensue. Evangeline has no intention of changing herself to fit expectations, and Ciel has no intention of loosing to a four foot nine shrimp (even though he's really not much taller.) But as Ciel Phantomhive and his famed butler get closer to winning, strange murders and occurances surrounding Miss Evangeline herself start to make them question her antics; Who exactly is this Evangeline anyways? Why are certain people so interested in her? And really... Why all the insolence?! (Second place winner in 2013 Kuroshitsuji watty awards in the Ciel category! Thanks guys!) EDIT: Hi, Matti here. Just a little heads up, this story is super old and contains a lot of views I had when I was a LOT younger. Please understand that my views and opinions have changed quite a bit since I first started writing, as well as my abilities as an author. With that in mind, read on if you dare.

The sun beat down on my skin, my tattered clothes showed parts of skin that where exposed to it's harmful rays. My bare feet sunk into the ground, their angry screams echoed behind me, encouraging me forward.I stopped at a clearing, whipping my head around I looked for a sign that would show me that that was the direction to flee towards. The yells of villagers came increasingly closer, taunting me, calling me foul names making me fear my fate even more. I looked over to the right of the clearing, seeing a flash of black through the thick leaves fly over he edge, I ran towards that direction. I ran faster than I had ever before, with the fear of losing my life keeping me going. And I hoped, that if I ran far enough, I would escape with my life. ------ A cabin, hidden deep in the woods was where I spent my ten years of life before my family was taken away from me before my own very eyes. They chased me, hunted me down, tried to kill me. All because I was different. I spent years on the run, adopting the life of a criminal, taking the worst path of life. I met an unlikely ally, who saved my life and made a contract with me. But then, we where captured. By a man who wore an eye patch with a demon butler. His name? Ciel Phantomhive. --------------------(COMPLETED) I do not own Black Butler or any of it's characters. I only own the plot line and my OC's.

"Alright last question, Sebastian?" Ciel asks, letting his butler ask the final question. "Will you obey the young master's every wish and live up to the Phantomhive servant's good name?" Sebastian asks, his face all seriousness. "Yes," I say Then with a small grin I say, "And I promise you I'll be one hell of a maid too." Ebony Shale, the beautiful girl with a dark past and an even darker future. How will she cope? Disclaimer: This book is a Black Butler Fanfiction but the occurring events are my original idea though some events are based on Black Butler.

Scarlet Sutcliff is nothing like her brother, Grell Sutcliff. She's smart, pretty, and much more skilled with a scythe. Most say she is the best female reaper to ever live. But one thing really irks Scarlet more than anything in the world: Her brother is the worst reaper to ever live. Plus, he doesn't seem to realize that he is a dude, which she can not take most of the time. Then, one night while Scarlet is out dealing with people on the to die list, she gets kidnapped and is told that she must find the Phantomhive boy, and that if she doesn't, she would pay with her life. (Hi guys! I hope you will not judge me by my work, and will give me constructive criticism on how to get better. I do not own Black Butler, Grell, or any of the anime's characters. I only own Scarlet Sutcliffe, and I found the cover picture online.)

OK SO THIS IS KUROSHITSUJI IN MY IMAGINATION AND I'M IN IT TOO. YAY. I'M NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY OF ANY RANDOM, CRAZY, STRANGE STUFF HAPPENING IN THIS STORY. THANK YO. ENJOY IT.