This is a mature, 18+ Alcina Dimitrescu X female reader fanfiction! You are a scullery maid at castle dimitrescu, until one day Lady Dimitrescu discovers she has developed a taste for your blood. Now living with Lady Dimitrescu as her personal pet, you try to navigate not only the mysteries of Alcina, but your strange, unexplainable feelings for her as well. CW for general vampire horror, blood, gore and a ton of kinky vampire sex!

Veronika demonstrably does not have her life put together--unlike her debut novel, which only needs one last push. But between the minimum wage office job and the cracking studio apartment, where will she find the time? When Victoria--mysterious teenage rival itgirl frenemy from high school Victoria--pops back into her life hotter, mysterious-er, and butch-er, Ron is presented with an offer she can't refuse. aka a divorce attorney moonlighting as a "publicist" and an aspiring starved writer get fake married and then fall in love and then get real married 3rd person pov, veronika-focused, 30k words, they are both butch/masc lesbians