South park les claypool x goob from meet the robinsons. They both have long ass freaking legs so they're perfect for each other ^^ Les has been bullied his whole life for being a beta, but one day he and his best friend Daron who is also a beta from the band System of a Down (he's a guitarist btw... even tho... nobody likes guitarists...) made a plan to try and get Les with his crush. Nothing bad can come from a little romance.. right? Surely a beta and an alpha can work afterall. SFW, Sex = BAD!, Wholesome, Omegaverse, angst, dont do drugs, alpha, beta, bands, Kawaii!!! [satire]

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I am both ashamed and proud Gender neutral reader and uhhh this is kind of crack so yea Also Bayverse