These are basically just random facts I know about Melanie. **Sorry if any facts are repeated** Cover made by @halseysbabe

Everyone thinks that were "perfect." Yeah right. "You're nothing but a spoiled brat that lives in a 'perfect dollhouse' and gets 'perfect things' and everything everyone wants." Wrong. I don't think you'd want to live with a mother that feeds you Soap. Or when she makes you drink out of a Sippy Cup? Or when you get stuck on a Carousel? Or throw a birthday party that no one showed up to and it turns into a Pity Party? It's a Bittersweet Tragedy isn't it? All the people that hate me are Dead To Me... Except my crush. Everyone has one right? Nobody understands me. You may think you do but you don't. That is, until you read my story... The story of CryBaby.

facts about a badass bitch *sorry if any facts are repeated*

Contains all lyrics from her 'DOLLHOUSE' EP, her album 'Crybaby' and unreleased tracks. Songs may include strong language or sexual content. We ask that all readers be at least 13.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA