A stupid crackfic I wrote back in October while rewatching Joel's Windows 7 Destruction stream. This is not serious in any way.

Totally unique character names for your story! Mix and match first and last names!

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

JonTron travels the land of memes to save his bird companion, Jaques

Much spoopy Skelly the skeleton has sent troops to do the all famous skeleton war It is that time once again

This story is based around Gongs transformation into RottenLee Ravenous and the overwhelming sense of greed which bestows up him. He strives to get all rare weaponry as his mind is fixated on that entirely. The hero of the patapons is always in his way which frustrates him to the point of wanting total destruction of the patapon race. I have been a big fan of patapon for ages and it is my favorite game of all time. I wanted to write a story because it has more in depth meanings, it isn't just a rhythmic game as the ideas behind it are very intriguing.

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

The Maw was his home, his work was his hobby, and there child was his responsibility. This story is about the Janitor and what his life was when he first stepped foot on the maw. And soon needing to be responsible for something he was not prepared for. (this may or may not be cannon, This is going to be loosely based on the friendly janitor theory with my own little twists.)

Where is it?

Barista has been living his whole life at the cafe. He has seen people come, go, and come back. With how many people who are a part of the Rhythm League, Barista has seen many interesting faces over the years, ranging from a professional golf player to a group of dancing and table tennis playing people from outer space. This story will reveal the secret and not so secret backstories and personalities to some of the many members of the Rhythm League, and how they found themselves in Rhythm Heaven.