Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Seventeen year-old Eliza Taylor's latest run-in with New York City Police lands her on a bus with a one way ticket to the small town of Blackwater. Unimpressed with being an indentured servant for her cranky and ridiculously ancient aunt, Eliza soon finds hope when she meets Dante, another of her aunt's employees, as well as Chase, the cute boy-next-door who works at his dad's hardware store. Unfortunately, Eliza's panache for getting into trouble rears its ugly head when she discovers her aunt's shop sells more than just postcards from 1988. Her aunt's "private showroom" houses each of the seven deadly sins: Pride, Envy, Wrath, Avarice, Lust, Gluttony, and Sloth. But stopping her evil aunt from damning the souls of unsuspecting teens has a price - and that price might very well be Eliza's eternal soul. Can Eliza survive her evil aunt, outwit the dark master she serves, and keep a few souls out of Hell, including her own? She's not so sure, but seeing as how she likes her soul in the upright and firmly out-of-hell position, she's gonna give it her best shot. Hopefully her best won't end up killing her and ruining her afterlife - God knows her normal life is hard enough! **Copyrighted Material: Bad Company Copyright © Wendy Nelson 2012 All Rights Reserved. No part of this literary work may be reproduced or used without written consent from the author. ***All images, videos & photos belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement or violation is intended by their use.

Xander has made peace with Karl and Jasper...but will he ever find peace with himself? stories in Forever series: 1) Forever 2) Thirsting For Forever 3) Eternity: Xander's Story Prequel: Before Forever (photo found at https://www.pinterest.com/pin/367817494538298991/)

Izaya Orihara knows something is going wrong inside his head. He's been crazier than normal and has taken his mind games to a new level. His past comes back to haunt him in visions of the past. While another has just begun to forget her past till Izaya appears before her again. He can't control what's going on inside but who can, if anyone?

Michael's only love is swimming and he wants to keep it that way. He doesn't want to date, just to have fun. A certain day at the beach, he lays eyes on someone who causes him a deep impression, embarking in a journey to find out that love is not as simple as he thinks. Danny's mind and family haunt him with the ghost of his past. Michael's refreshing appearance promises to turn his life upside down, but will he make it better, or just more complicated? Cover by @TrishaHarrington

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These spine chilling stories will make you squirm and duck for cover under your blanket. If you like horror this is a good book for you. But one word of advice... Don't read this at night.

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