they used to shop at aldis absolute cinema this shi is sarcastic, dont cancel me 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ if smn i know irl sees this: no you didnt shut up

The hopeless Aldi that is struggling with legal reasons has been on bad terms with Lidl since their takeover and with Tesco too. Until one day when rivals from both, Lidl and Aldi blossom with love. Will their love withstand? Or will it crumble?...