THIS IS SATIRE DONT MAKE ME GET OUT THE UKULELE!! Yn yln was the pretty loner at school😔😞 but then a mysterious hot bit named John Johnson🫢🫢🫢😏😏😏

I'm so sorry. Thanks to the person who told me to make another one 👍

"Bianca what the fuck was that?" David says to me as we walk inside his house. The whole car ride was silent, no one uttered a word and I don't know why. I hate silence. Silence allows the brain to think about a lot of shit over and over. He already had a lot of things replaying in his head. He probably thought about how to reply to my comments. He just had this whole conversation planned out already. "What was what?" I reply sitting down on the couch. I sigh of relief that I finally got a chance to take off my heels. "Y'all got something going on between y'all, don't y'all?" David replies standing up "I don't know what you're talking about" I unzip my jacket sitting it down beside me. I knew my nonchalantness would piss him off. "Bianca stop fucking playing with me" David spat back. He's not the type to raise his voice during an argument. You knew he was mad when he starts cursing at you and says your name all in the same sentence. "I'm not doing anything. I don't know what or who you're talking about David" I take out my phone and start to text Parish telling her how the event went. "You fucking Chris aren't you?" I just looked up at him making a stank face and then back down at my phone. "Hello? I'm talking to you" David stands in front of me. I wasn't in the mood to bicker back and forth with him right now. I could've just told him yes, but he didn't want to know the truth. He smacks my phone out of my hand. I look up at him "Are you fucking him?!" He yells at me and that took me off guard. "No!" I shout back at him. "Are we done yelling?" I ask calmly raising an eyebrow. "You think this shit funny?" He questions "Go home"

Y/N SLANDER I was bored and it was about time I made this so...

This entire book is satire don't take this seriously This was made as a joke TW: you will need severe therapy after reading this. Beware!!

Brainrot at its finest. This is a crackfic I made for my friend so uhh yeah Warning: very cringe, proceed with caution. There's some swearing in this fic too so heads up

Disclaimer: This story is purely fictional. Any names, persons, and events depicted in this work are fictional and parody. ✨ Mr. Trump has been estranged from his wife for quite some time. But he is rather happy with a rather young girlfriend who loves him dearly. Will he continue to be happy with her or decide to reunite with his wife, his baby's mother? J is unlike any woman Trump has ever dated. Rather than being a six foot tall blond model, the girl (age about 30s?) is an Afro Latina originating from a Hispanic neighborhood close by Prez Trump's childhood home. She is different, a shy soft girl that can be a little spacey. Note: ✨Angst, fluff, and a little smut. 🌚 ✨Please read the original before this, thank you! 💕 #1 in MAGA first week of Nov '21, thank you! 🤩 #1 in #donaldtrump - 7 Feb '22, thank you so much! 🤩💕

THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKEEEEEEEEEE seriously it's a joke

CHARACTER COLLEGE: BOOK ONE Kermit is starting his third year of college, struggling with schoolwork, friends, and problems with his band; 'RAGING BONFIRE BEAR' while Frosty is struggling with working out his sexuality, and the ending of winter. They meet over spilled milk in the library, discovering an abandoned, dusty novel about 'Fossa mortale del destino', a volcanic mystery in their very own state. Together, the two bond over the mystery, trying to solve it and the strange things around it. This is a story of love, passion, and sacrifice.

She's just different 🤪🤪