Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In life, many people have things that I would die for, things that they take for granted. Family. Happiness. Love. All of these things were taken away from me when I was young. And ever since then, my life has been a traumatic roller coaster that never ended. That was until I realised I was not alone.

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Program Exterminate Redundant Features Establishing Combatant Training ⌫ "Homo sapiens have the potential to become the most menacing predators in the world. Yet, we become halted when we reach irrelevant thoughts such as 'morality' and 'humanity'. However, if we removed that from the equation, we would sit at the top of the hierarchy. We would be unstoppable. Invincible. In other words, PERFECT." ⌫ cover by -posey

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

To hunt. To kill. To rule. From the outside, Tenebrae is nothing more than a research lab. But the truth behind their façade is much darker. The company seeks the unknown and isn't afraid to leave bodies in its wake. So when the companies hunt for three orbs, which are said to be the keys to unlocking true power, lead them to four teenagers - Zeya, Caleb, Ace, and Lilah -- there's no limit to what they're willing to do. If the four don't learn to control their new gift, and each other, then all hell will break lose. ------ Cover by: @zinszerlina

❞I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.❞ Or, in which a teenage girl's secrets emerge from each corner, threatening her friendships, family, and the most important; her newfound crush. [ PRETTY LITTLE LIARS ; SEASON 1 ] intersteIIar © 2015

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When the quiet girl in Clayton Hugh's chemistry class comes knocking on his door at five in the morning barely covered up in her little pajamas, inattentive, and drooling like crazy, he has no choice but to take her inside. But once Lucy Walker wakes up inside a room she has never seen before wearing an over-sized t-shirt and gym shorts, you can imagine the pure panic setting in her. The subtle addition of Clayton entering the room shirtless doesn't help much either. After three years of fawning over him, leave it up to her sleepwalking to finally get Clayton Hugh to notice her.

In every stupid and cliché teen fiction story, there's always the blonde cheerleader that people think is a complete bitch and acts as the sinister antagonist of the story. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm that blonde cheerleader that people think is a complete bitch and acts as the sinister antagonist of the story. Is it my fault that I was born with this hair color or with the blue eyes? Is it my fault that I worked hard to be the leader of the cheer team? And how come there's always this goody-two-shoes who comes in and rains on my parade? Let's list off the criteria: Blonde? Obviously. Blue eyes? Like, as you say, "a reflection of the ocean" Cheerleader? Complete with the uniform. Bimbo? My grades beg to differ. A bitch? I'm not even going to deny it. Antagonist? Well, I'll let you be the judge of that.