This takes place before forsaken btw Heavy cringe warning 🫩 Might be 16+ later on Im bad at this, just if you couldn't tell before

hi! Im bug-anon. please read the first chapter for all information.

A story of 007n7, a retired hacker and 1x4, the embodiment of hatred, one faithful round 007n7 sit down for a break and passes out and wakes up in a different room instead of the cabin he's used to Cover by: @xwSanidadwx on Twitter/X

I love these two sm THIS FANFIC HAS THE NEW NOLI LORE IN IT.. BUT IT ALSO HAS THE OLD 007N LORE also kind of..? Slow burn.. THIS FIC MAY CONTAIN.. misspellings.. bad grammar.. short writing.. // THIS FIC HAS LESS EFFORT IT IN SO DONT EXPECT SOME TOP NOTCH LEVEL WRITING AND FANCY THINGS.. //ALSO may contain SMUT or other things.. I'll think about it..??

Hello ! I kinda re - did this ... Yeahh. Please be aware that later in the story there is sexual content !!

A story about two misfit souls who exploited with tech for the laughs as they watched people suffer in their actions. But they had reasons, they did it to cope. Yet even with their issues, it won't remove the stain that they caused for their own reputation. Both were once strangers, seeing eachother like some shadow back then, but upon meeting one another in an alleyway, a bond was forged. But life had other plans, plans that would scar both of the souls life miserably. Plans that would make them see each other differently. Both promised they'd stick together, forever and ever. Till death did them part, but oh how the tables have turned. Their puny wish never came true, as if it will. ( || Might change desc, I dunno. Depends on whether I feel like this new one slaps. ||) ⚠️ MY AU! ⚠️ - Because this is some au, please expect slight mischaracterization. Maybe even more if you'll ask me, you should also expect some cringe shit in this.. I didn't intend on making it cringe, I promise with all my heart. Since this is my first fanfic, I hope you lads and ladies understand. 🥹 🫶 ALSOOO!!! Before you go to the comments and say "oh but Noli isn't part of Seven's lore anymore nyeh nyeh nyeh".. Yes, I am aware of that. I made this fanfic BEFORE the big change, and I can't lie but I am a little sad that 7n7noli is now considered a rareship. But is that gonna stop me?.. Well, kinda. I do like the concept of God x Mortal-.. But since I'm too lazy to practically update this whole fic, I might as well not. + it's my au soooooooo, yeah (Not sure if that excuses my statement but oh well.)

Telamon, a deity after experiencing something unknown, making his life change by a Robloxian. A well known one by its destruction and chaos, 007n7. After becoming Shedletsky, he decides to try again and get the hackers heart, his, as well. So, he slowly tries to get closer to him until he reaches his goal. First fanfic I've ever done, hope you enjoy :-) This story got some head-canons and probably some bad grammar :-P

I may add my own headcanons into this.. but.. by yours truly, a BEAUTIFUL DECOYDAGGER FIC THAT I MADE IN 2025 AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE FINISHED!!YAY Cover drawn by me heh

note:: I LOVE NOLI SO MUCH i mean who said that... ANYWAYS YAY SOME RANDOM FUCKASS WRITER DECIDED TO COME BACK AFTER 2 MONTHS!!!!!! __________________ -: ✧ :-゜・． 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖!! #1. requesting something is optional, i may do it, or not, this is mainly a fic for me yapping abt forsaken, a request fic isn't what im going for, but go ahead and request if u want (remember that i MAY OR MAY NOT do it) #2. if you want to request, and the request includes c00lkidd, i will NOT hesitate to exclude him if you're requesting for something intimate/sexual. but if you're requesting something with c00lkidd and it's not a ship or it's fluff/angst/something that isn't FREAKY, well ur allowed:3 #3. toxic doublefedora shippers please go the fuck away. im an ichance and pizzadebt shipper, but i also ship doublefedora, BUT IF YOU SEE CHANCE BANGING SOMEONE THAT ISN'T MAFIOSO AND WHINE OVER IT GET OUT.... #4. im neutral about x readers, they do make me cringe sometimes but that also doesn't mean i fully hate x reader (i only like x reader if the reader is top hehe..?) #5. requesting a ship that includes john doe/guest 1337 with anyone who isn't their married partner is allowed!! ^q^ (the fandom acts like it's a crime to ship john doe or guest 1337 with anyone) #6. if you're going to request something; list that i WON'T do -scat -piss -vore -incest -grape without the g -kidnapping scenario -stalking scenario -aging characters up or down -bluukidd sexualized (hell naw) list that i WILL do -fluff -ANGST YESYESYEYS!!!!! -smut -heavy smut teehee -sweetignorance/bluukidd in a NON SEXUALIZED WAY!!!! -anything that's not in the i won't do list idk man ______________ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

I do not own any of the characters featured in this book. - The book cover was made by me, the art in it was drawn by @fouriri. - Each oneshot (to me) are considered short, (2-6 minutes of reading time). But some go up to 15 minutes. -the least amount of time are two oneshots that are 2 minutes because of the requestor! - ||-REQUESTS ARE TEMPORARILY OPEN.-|| - ||-PUTTING A PAUSE ON MY BREAK-|| - ||-I am currently writing a limit of 22 oneshots, comment while you still can...-|| - ||-NOTE!!!!!: My past oneshots may be straight peak or straight buns... but DONT WORRY! The newer oneshots coming out will be better.-||