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Hi, I'm Tessa. Or at least I π€ππ Tessa.
I was supposed to die peacefully-old age, dramatic last words, the whole deal. Instead, I got hit by Truck-kun. Yes. πβππ‘ truck. Turns out my death was a π π‘π’πππ mistake, which Death admits to like it's a missed appointment.
πΉπ’πππππ ππ π βπππ.
Now I'm stuck playing ping pong with a man with terrible fashion sense, armed with sarcasm, unfinished fanfiction regrets, and a universe that clearly didn't read the memo. At least the dudes are cute.
This is the story of what happens when Death fucks up. I absolutely refuse to die a virgin this time.
Dumblefuck can suck a dick. Oops! *ππππππππ !*
*πππ‘π’ππ*
πΉππ π£πππ€πππ ππ£ππ π‘βπ πππ ππ 18.