Two very different girls fall for two very different guys in a double romance about love and money. What happens when a corporate city girl falls for a musician, and a free-spirited hippie can't resist the charms of a successful businessman? Both women will have to face their pasts to overcome their differences and find true love. Lexi is a driven businesswoman living a high-flying corporate life in Sydney, Australia, who has her eyes on one thing only: a promotion. When a chance encounter has her suddenly housing Otis, a homeless but handsome musician, she can't help but feel that she might be able to make room for one more thing in her life - someone to love. Meanwhile, Sparrow is a beach-dwelling, spiritual hippie who lives her life in the moment, not bound by money or modern society. But because of her past, she's afraid to love again. When Thomas, a kind-hearted businessman begins to slowly break her walls down, can she forget everything she's left behind? Both Lexi and Sparrow fall hard into whirlwind romances with the very different men they've chosen, and tensions rise as they are forced to make hard choices about money, love, and themselves. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Anastasia Wright

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A book with remarks guaranteed to be offensive to people brought to you by Mystic Queens! Contains: Yo Mama Jokes, Sarcastic Remarks, Comebacks, Insults, Offensiveness, and basically just things that will offend other people. WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE THINGS WE WRITE HERE, WHETHER IT BE RELIGIOUS JOKES, YO MAMA JOKES, OFFENSIVE JOKES, OR ANYTHING RELATED. WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCED.

This Roleplay is about Greek Gods and Goddesses living in Olympus

All in the title guys...... And more...... Two Funny comebacks and insults please step right this way :) (I didn't make up every joke in this book, okay. All credit goes to the person that made them up. And if you have a problem with any of the jokes, go find the original owner and don't come crying to me if you can't handle a joke.)

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.