Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

This is going to be an autobiography of my life, and lessons I have learned from this crazy trip. Though I am young, I feel the things I have learned throughout this time can help many others.

This is gospel. highest ranking - #32 in random COMPLETED

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm