Warning: There will be Smut! After a night with Ballpoint Pen, Cobs starts getting morning sickness, weird food cravings, and bloating.

oh LORD dude. I wrote this when I was 11 guys, please don't take this seriously. I have such a strong disdain for this fanfic, WHY ON EARTH did it blow up. (As of November 5th, 2024) ⚠️THIS WILL BE CRINGE⚠️ The characters in this story are STILL they're object forms. None of the characters here are humanized. Inanimate Insanity belongs to AnimationEpic / Adam Katz ALSO: this story has fruity piss colored objects falling in love. Read at your own risk. INCLUDES SOME. I say SOME: Lime or Lemon. There will.. probably be more. Nvm. Beware chapter 10. That part has SMUT. (BOOK 1 OF COMEDY GOLD! THE SEQUEL COMING OUT JUNE 13!)

Mostly inanimate insanity, and bfb / bfdi *NOT MY CHARACTERS, THEY BELONG TO THE CREATORS* mostly smut, you have been warned

Umm it's smut

osc smuy ( POSSIBLE Slow Updates ) update: Starting a new book

Paintbrush is eliminated off Inanimate Insanity... But will that stop Lightbulb from being with Painty? Probably not.. read to find out what happens between them... this story also includes storylines between other characters of inanimate insanity! ( warning: interesting/ surprising twists, lemons, fluff and smut included ) *DIRTY* (updating regularly) disclaimer: for those of you who don't know, Paintbrush is non-binary, which is neither male or female, so Paintbrush will be referred to as "They" I know some people see Paintbrush as in having masculine features but their gender is unknown at the moment, so it will stay "They" Paintbrush's pronouns: They, Them, Their, They're (The story cover was not made by me. Please private message me if you know the Artist it belongs to so I can credit them.)