"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune. "KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!" Shikamaru facepalmed. "Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!" Naruto shook his head in denial. "N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!" "Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled. "They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him. Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat. "WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!" "-6 tails, 5 tails-!" "Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!" "Oh. Right." "-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!" A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...! "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-! "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.

Everyone knows about how Hidan slaughtered his neighbors before heading off to join the Akatsuki. What most didn't know was that just like Itachi Uchiha, Hidan had someone he just couldn't kill. A little girl who was founded and taken in by the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A girl who would be placed on Team Seven. A girl named Sakura Haruno.

"SHE WASN'T SCARED TO WALK AWAY, SHE WAS SCARED THEY WOULDN'T FOLLOW" Miku was spiteful. But hey, she was dropped off in the middle of Konoha so she might as well do something to pass the time right? It's not like she'll destroy the entire plot of Naruto or anything. No, that'd be completely impossible. ↠"Oi Naruto, if I snuck into the Hokage's office and stole some mission scrolls would you tattle?" ↠"Yo Sasuke, about your clan, I have a few things you probably wanna see." ↠"Eyyy Sakura, you got better at taijutsu! I'm proud of you girlie!" ↠naruto | si/oc ↠scorpion ↠turtleops | october 20, 2018 / -- ↠potential haitus

Shiru Nara was her name. She was cursed with knowledge- knowledge not even the Nara, her own clan, had. A seal she was given at the age of 5, hence her name's coincidental meaning. It went all too quick. From Itachi, to the Hokage, to Danzo, to- her. It was only her, in the end. She sought refuge in her clan home, and they took her in after saving her. But later found out the burden she'd been given in the past absent time. She'd acquired her sentence and she hated it. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Ain't that right. :: This is old :: A n g s t :: Scorpion & Turtle

her mother wasn't the best but that was fine, she was fine even if all they did when her mother got home was train. it was fine, she was fine. or, itsumi mitarashi just wants her mother to hug her, kiss her, and tuck her into bed. instead, she's given weapon's training, posions training and sometimes she tags along to t&i. (anko knew she wasn't fit to be a mother.) ⇀ naruto | si/oc ⇀ june 27, 2019 // -- -- ---- ⇀ by pluto

Where Team Seven is changed dramatically and no one knows if it's a good thing or not. Or, Aina Usagi sees things no human is supposed to see and decides that when threatened by a god one has no choice but to become a god as an intimidation tactic. Sasuke just tags along because Aina seems to know what she's doing. ↠naruto | oc ↠scorpion ↠ ongoing | updated recently ↠turtleops | january 20, 2020 / --

Aoi holds the weight of the world on her shoulders and carries it like a weapon and when Bad things happen and she is in the center of it all. Alternatively; She carried death between her shoulder blades and cradled life in her hands. Fate was cruel, she mused as ichor spilt from her lips. ↠ naruto | oc, au, sannin era, etc. ↠ ongoing | rewrite | updated recently ↠ scorpion ↠ turtleops | march, 09, 2020 / -- ↠ art is done by @AreinYuni / Turtle

She'd graduated the academy hoping for a better life and a team and a teacher and- She was sent to the genin corps. --- -Turtle 🐢 cover art by @mg_m_mg on Twitter.

The elemental nations is a land of constant strife and war where the highest paying job is also the one with the highest cost. In a world like this, most do their best to survive each day while a small few try their best to change the world with their own two hands. But peace never comes that easy. ↠ naruto | oc, naruto's sister, au, pre-shippuden, etc. ↠ ongoing | updated recently ↠ scorpion ↠ turtleops | novemeber, 21, 2020 / -- ↠ connected story to File One

Determined (adjective): To accomplish a certain task no matter what the odds may be. The will to tell yourself that no matter how bad it is, or how bad it gets, you will make it. Mizu Hoshino's determination is all that's keeping him going. His determination to protect those close to him and become something more. His dream to become something more. He wants love, just a different kind. His journey has not been the easiest one, but he's started this race. And he has every intention of finishing it.