"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞

My mother always told me no man should die without leaving his mark in the world. Some build great monuments, others write great books and several even become great presidents. But with great power, comes great responsibility. People know you for what you’ve done. If you’re good at it, they’ll like you. If you’re not up to the job then everyone will hate you. Sometimes, they even hate you because your work isn’t how they want it. Nevertheless the moment when people hate you the most is when you have the greatest power in the world: the power to take lives away.