❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

"Once you check in, you never check out."

Michael was the Devil's son, Luke was God's trusty assistant. ©methmuke2016

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

© arcticirwin- in which a bad boy falls in love with an innocent girl.

"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."

because he was so pleasing to the eye that aurora couldn't get enough. (cover by elle) [fanfiction #81]

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

A username with no face. Capable of the unimaginable. A girl. Broken and vulnerable. Isabella Fletcher gets drawn into the world of Social Media, but soon learns how the other half live when a predator attacks her. But what happens when the person behind the keyboard is closer than she thinks... Cyber ~ 5sos

- but there's one thing that I really know. I just need a hospital for souls.