After turning 18 years old, you relocate to the Hoenn region and begin your quest for victory in the Pokemon League, and hope to become a Pokemon Master. But some of your Pokemon cause you a little bit of trouble. And various other trainers... {There is a bit of sexual content in this, and violence} (If you are uncomfortable at any point reading then feel free to leave whenever necessary.) (I don't own pokemon) |Base On Mostly: Pokemon Emerald|

Yo' ass was a lil' too annoying and got kicked out of the Octarian Army. Now they're after you, as well as the below average IQ New Squidbeak Splatoon, guess you'll die... Maybe Idk. I'm doing Splatoon 2 cause I can and I feel like it. Also the pictures used (If any) are not mine. Please give me criticism I just want the story to be as good as it can be, so it would be very appreciated. EDIT: Yeah, I'm not continuing this. Not THIS version! I'm fixing all the holes in this leaky boat of a fic. Check my account for the (soon to come) remade, remixed, and reinveted pestering octoling!

(Y/N)(L/N) Is a neglected, abused, depressed, sad, emo, werewolf, vampire , robot, smile, sweet, sister, sadistic, surprise, service, Half-grimm, half-faunus ever since he was a child Now he wants to kill everything that made him suffer so he enters Beacon Academy to become a hunter, armed with his exceptional skill he becomes a master and top student instantly. And however he meets beautiful girls that he wants to mate with but these girls won't budge easily Hijinks ensues [This story is a parody and is not an attempt to insult or defame any author or work]