Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Thank you! Don't like, don't hate. This story is not mine. The real author is HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack on Fanfiction.net and all credit goes to them. Hope you enjoy! #14 - himym (Sun, Aug 22)

Some love stories are not meant to exist - only to persist. Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape created a private calendar of their own. Every 11th, without fail, without promises, without a future. Just two bodies writing on skin what could never be said aloud. But even the most precise clocks eventually stop. And when the last 11th comes, it will take with it the only truth that matters: The most dangerous love is the one both deny - yet neither can resist.

DRARRY STORY! Harry gets bitten - He is hungry and horny. Very horny! He has to have a taste, and if his victim is willing, a good hard fuck as well. Who said change was going to be easy?

{Their Family book 1} Harry Potter works as Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, but while picking Teddy up from the Primary Wizard Academy he notices a young crying child and decides to help. Draco Malfoy has had a pretty hard time trying to raise his son since his wife's death. While signing his son up for classes at the Primary Wizard Academy the young boy happens to wander away, luckily the Golden Boy is always there to help. Can they let the past be in the past to forge a better future? "Whose kid is this?" "He's mine, Potter." "No, seriously..." [COMPLETE || Rated Mature by Wattpad for some?reason?]

Eleven-year-old Scorpius starts writing to Harry. Harry starts to fall in love with Draco through his portrayal in his son's letters. Featuring an extremely remorseful Draco living with muggles and working at a second- hand book shop, an isolated Harry, and a Scorpius who's dreading going to Hogwarts because he knows he'll be bullied there. PS: This is not my work. This fanfic was written by Galla Placidia and she has deleted her writings from ao3 and i thought maybe I should put the story here so it'll be easily available for the drarry fans. Enjoy the story! (It was her first drarry fic and she did a good damn job in writing it😌)

"Have you not seen him? I mean, he doesn't even have to comb his hair and it looks perfect. It's not fair." It could mean anything, really. But a weird inkling made Ron turn around slowly, watching Malfoy and Parkinson sitting down... ~ When Ron overhears a peculiar conversation that could basically only mean one thing, he is clueless how to handle it. Not that it really matters. Harry would never return these... sentiments. Right?

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley did not have a good breakup. So, they've decided to see who can bring the most outrageous date to each Weasley event. When Harry finds out that Ginny is bringing Cho Chang to Christmas, who will be the first Weasley date of the same gender AND Harry's ex, he has no idea how to one-up it. Until he gets the wonderful and definitely not terrible idea of asking his healer, Draco Malfoy, to be his fake date. Cover art by @supmilger on Tumblr!

In their fourth year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have been secretly dating, hiding their unlikely romance from friends and rivals alike. Their covert relationship is put to the test when a hurried morning leads to them accidentally swapping ties, risking exposure. As they navigate the challenges of their clandestine love and the Triwizard Tournament, Harry and Draco must decide whether to keep their secret or reveal the truth to those around them. Requested by Chipindor_

Junior Auror Potter runs errands, takes witness interviews, does paperwork, and gets the coffee. Rarely, very rarely, he's sent out on the most routine calls, such as when Draco Malfoy misses a meeting with his parole officer. (Inspired by the song Nobody by Mitski)

Sometimes a witch or wizards magical signature is so completely incompatible with another that they repel one another like magnets. On the other hand, if two magical signatures mesh well together, well there are no stronger relationships in all the world. In a sample of a thousand people, the average witch or wizard will be slightly repelled by four or five people and strongly repelled by only one, at the most. The opposite is true for attraction. But Harry Potter can't kiss anyone at all.