Raven Rouge. A tough badass who's not afraid to speak her mind. However, her life gets more hellishly complicated when she's destined to stop the merging of the underworld with the human world. Join her on her journey as she faces off against heartless souls, demons, and all kinds of supernatural creatures. Will she succeed or go up in flames? (Flames...'cause hell! Get it? HA HA HA! OK...I'll let myself out now...) *Cover made by @liber_spiritus (thank you) ^^

Amy's dream is to make it as a journalist, but her real life is very different. She struggles to pay her bills, her boss hates her, and the various odd jobs she takes on the side are only adding to the chaos. Then one day a punk rock fairy appears and offers her all the professional success she could ever want in exchange for a bad sex life. Summer is a fairy who recently got demoted for making deal with Donald Trump. He just wished for his hair to stay the same, but that might have helped him win the election. And fairies are not allowed to interfere in politics. They are also not allowed to kill cats, or accidentally tear down the wall seperating the fairy and the human realm, but guess what happens? The Setting: Springville is a Canadian border town with a good weather anomaly. It is known by its American neighbors for its mild climate and eccentric inhabitants. The text is considered "mature" mainly due to the use of profanity and non-arousing descriptions of nudity. Sexual content will be marked with 🍎. Winner of the "Best Ongoin" category in the Birthday Bash Mini Awards by Ravendipity. Check out the amazing review: https://www.wattpad.com/1562171872-birthday-bash-mini-awards-judging-best-ongoing New chapters appear suddenly. Bookcover: Alphonse Mucha, "The Arts: Dance" from 1898 (via: wikimedia commons).

Three hopelessly unqualified princes (Lucian the dreamer, Nedrick the pig farmer, and Alistair the runaway) accidentally rescue Runklebean; a depowered cosmic being exiled from his realm. Now, armed only with inherited trauma and the competence of a wooden spoon, they must restore Runklebean's powers through a gauntlet of haunted spas, melodramatic villains, and hallucinogenic caves in exchange for three destiny-altering wishes. --- Long Description: Meet three wildly unqualified princes: Lucian, searching for greatness; Nedrick, who runs a pig farm; and Alistair, currently on the run from his evil stepfather. When instead of a princess they accidentally rescue Runklebean--a reality-altering cosmic entity who's been depowered and mysteriously exiled from his realm--the four of them are thrust into a chaotic quest to restore Runklebean's powers in exchange for three wishes. Armed with inherited trauma and the combined competency of a wooden spoon, Lucian, Alistair, Nedrick, and Runklebean must bumble through caves filled with hallucinogens, battle melodramatic villains, survive haunted spas, beat a petty witch in a pageant, and confront their own destinies. "Mulberry Veils and Crooked Trails" is a semi-modern fantasy comedy where almost everything is sentient, the laws of physics are mostly rumours, and quests rarely go according to plot. --- A/N: NOT BL. NOT SMUTTY. NO JUICY LEMONS or whatever the heck. Not knocking the genre or people that enjoy stuff like it. Just clarifying that this thing ain't that, yo. So yeah, let's gather around, share a chuckle or two, and just have a good time!ヾ(*' ∇ ')ﾉ UPDATES EVERY WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY ໒(⊙ᴗ⊙)७✎▤

Humor Me #26 Prompt (Winner) Dedicated to: @Humor Goldie was just trying to survive adulthood with her dying succulents, overused alarm ringtone, and caffeine addiction-when one morning, her world completely flips: her cat and dog start talking. Like, full-on sass, sarcasm, and surprisingly deep emotional baggage. Now Goldie's stuck in a never-ending sitcom featuring daily trauma dumps, family meetings about her ringtone, and lectures on why the dry food is "giving cardboard with trust issues." Between Lucky's influencer drama, Happy's emotional spiral, and Goldie's growing suspicion she's either dreaming or slowly losing her mind, one thing's clear: She may be the human in the house... but she is not the main character. FUR real, she needs a break!

Romance novels lied. The nerd doesn't always end up with the bad boy. Sometimes she's just an aroace bookworm trying to survive high school, pay rent, maintain a scholarship, and mourn fictional characters like they were real people. Eliza Avellins has neither the desire nor the time for romance. Unfortunately, the universe keeps throwing people into her life anyway - especially one annoyingly persistent extrovert who seems determined to become her friend. She wishes he'd stop trying. He wishes she'd stop running away. Neither of them is getting what they want. Magnificent banner by @bookishnxrd. previously The Nerd in the Corner #1 in socialanxiety

Okay. So, let's all just agree that some stories can be pretty cliché, right. I mean - do you wanna tell me you never been reading a story and thought "yo, what the hell, that makes no sense, people don't act like that in real life, what's up with the cliché thing, damn."? Yeah, it's that feeling we're going against here. So this THING, whatever it is, will feature all your good ol' clichés, but from an aromantics point of view. Or just call it a parody or something, I dunno. You do you. Nice talking to ya. Same time next week?