The kingdom waited centuries for the return of the legendary Sacred Hero. What they got instead was Kaelor Verdan - an unlucky idiot who trips during important moments, fails at flirting, causes disasters almost everywhere he goes, and somehow still survives things that should kill him. Now forced into a journey with a cold swordsman, a dramatic thief, a giant warrior who cries too much, and a mage who should never be allowed near explosions, Kaelor must face monsters, dangerous enemies, and a prophecy that feels more wrong the deeper he digs into it. The problem? The world may not have chosen its hero correctly. And fate is starting to realize its mistake.