The Lord has His designs for you... ...And so, I daresay, does the Devil. Ahahah... Indeed, I, too, have my designs for you. Do not pretend - not even for a moment - that you have never strayed from the path. Of course you have. Your mind has, at least once, been led astray... That vacant little head of yours - so utterly brimming with nothing. Ahahahahahaha!~ I shall unveil my means - for yes, I do possess them - Just as the Almighty has His own. Within these pages, you shall come to know me as I truly am. Yet beware... Lest I come to rule and empty your thoughts entirely. For, as the old saying goes: "An idle mind is the Devil's workshop." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!~