"how you feeling about your girlfriend being on our el clasico shirts?"
"one, she is not my fucking girlfriend, two, fuck you."
(everything is fictional)
(this is a re-write as original got deleted)
"denial is the first stage of grief."
"grief? what the fuck am i grieving?"
"you're grieving the fact you haven't
married her yet."
"oh, fuck you."
(everything is fictional)