(DISCONTINUED!!! for now)
"i hate her. so fucking much. she makes me go insane and i hate it. her and her smile. her voice. her walk. her body. her everything. i hate her."
"sounds like you're obsessed with her."
(everything is fictional)
"how you feeling about your girlfriend being on our el clasico shirts?"
"one, she is not my fucking girlfriend, two, fuck you."
(everything is fictional)
(this is a re-write as original got deleted)
"denial is the first stage of grief."
"grief? what the fuck am i grieving?"
"you're grieving the fact you haven't
married her yet."
"oh, fuck you."
(everything is fictional)