𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄!𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐱 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵ "ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ɢᴏ ᴍʏ ɪsʟᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀʏs ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ" 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅- 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄? ︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵ 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎 @MatchaIceCone 𝐅𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 ✺◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞✺ 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗢𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲/𝗦𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ 24/11/25; ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴠs ᴏʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ ᴀs ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ

Y/n is an elite government agent who definitely has better things to do than chase some shady grifter in the middle of Nowhere, Oregon. Armed with fake smiles, a suspiciously flimsy backstory, and the patience of a saint (seriously, how is he this slippery?), she's determined to unravel his secrets. Fake identities? Questionable tax records? A twin brother who's apparently evaporated? Yeah, it's all on the table. But things get complicated when Y/n realizes Stan isn't just some con artist. There's a mystery bigger than his fake passports-and she might not be ready for the answers. (Spoiler: She's definitely not ready for the answers.) Cue awkward moments, terrible lies, and a level of absurdity only Gravity Falls could provide. Will Y/n catch Stan? Or will she end up falling for the one man who's better at lying than she is at spying? Stay tuned. Or don't. But you should.