An assignment as the personal escort of the Golden Guard himself doesn't sound too shabby- especially when you've got exceptional abilities to back you up. But reading minds isn't quite as useful as everyone makes it out to be, and your new charge is as bitter and unpredictable as he is endearing. Worse yet, he seems just as incapable of figuring himself out as you are. Maybe the two of you can figure yourselves out together. Your typical 'impromptu induction into the emperor's coven' story. A self-indulgent romance between the Golden Guard and an unspecified, gender-neutral witch, for self-insert purposes (no I will NOT be using Y/N, and if you ask again you will be petrified. Peace and love.) Oh yeah, you're also a mind-reader. Guess you won't have to wonder what goes on in our beloved Goldie's head anymore. (Cover art by me)

"YOU'RE CRAZY!" "I'm hilarious." What happens when two insufferable children in different spectrums in the chaos and order chart meet together? One having an unhealthy obsession with glitter bombing people, and the other having uncle issues. Would they fight? Try to kill each other? Suddenly fall in love and hold hands? Who knows, that's why you have to read it. THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK. It's for the freaks;)