This book is a joke lol but it's about Draco and his apple

Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.

A very complex and slightly realistic story about a boy named Draco Malfoy falling in love with an apple.