"We're not friends," you snap, narrowing your eyes into a glare sharp enough to pierce stone. "And stop calling me that." He tilts his head, his curls catching the faint, flickering light of the soul-lamps nearby. "Calling you what, darling?" he asks, his voice smooth and lilting, every syllable soaked in feigned innocence. Your teeth clench so hard it's a wonder they don't crack. Heat rises in your chest, crawling up your neck like an itch you can't quite scratch. His smirk only deepens, clearly reveling in your irritation, and you have to fight the urge to hurl the pair of gardening shears in your hand at his insufferably perfect face." --- Or, you are the immortal servant to Hades and Persephone, and Hermes cannot help himself but to get under your skin.

╰┈➤𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 ━━ ❝You should be thanking me, little thief.❞ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛- you, a mortal thief, steal from the gods, catching the attention of Olympus' most notorious trickster. From curses to chases, Hermes sticks by your side-for better or worse-and it's hard to tell if he's saving you... or setting you up for disaster. ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　🇵‌🇴‌🇸‌🇹‌-ᴇᴘɪᴄ: ᴛᴍ!ᴀᴜ　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤/𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 '𝘌𝘗𝘐𝘊: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 ' 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐂: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝; 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲.] !SHORT NOVEL! 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: [57,000~] 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃: February 01, 2023 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃: Dedember 24, 2024 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃: January 25, 2025 [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄] | © 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒙𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚_𝒊𝒊 |

Cleopatra's roots date all the way back to Ancient Greece. There was a woman. Strong. Smart. Beautiful. Observed by the gods. Sadly, her legacy was lost in the bloodline of Heracles. As one of the only women to fight in the Trojan War, the princess continue to face every adversity, defying death itself. Hail, Princess Pteryx of Rhodes, Archer of Ithaca. Welcome to The Myth of Pteryx.

Couldn't find any of these so I decided to take matters into my own hands. If you like some of the cast, they're on here too. Requests allowed!! Edit: requests closed now

Book 2 of my Epic Oneshots. Feel free to request anything :3 If you're new and want more, check out Book 1 in my acc

[THE 'GOT-CARRIED-AWAY' VERSION WITH ROMANCE] You wake up in the EPIC: The Musical universe on Odysseus' boat just as they've set sail back to Ithaca. And you just so happen to be equipped with the skills and game mechanics of your favourite comfort game: Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Might as well go with the flow and help your favourite characters get home safe. But whispers begin to circulate about your potential association with the gods as a being with miracle powers - out of curiosity, the trickster god goes to investigate and makes an interesting discovery. [Epic the Musical x female reader] crossposted: tumblr: @kqutie quotev: @kkquil ao3 : @kquil

Read the title- Haves a good day! :3 REQUESTS CLOSED!!!

THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MEANING NO MORE REQUESTS WILL BE DONE. I made this for the fun of it, pls enjoyy :)) These have some of my headcanons for each deity, also with some EPIC the musical references. If you haven't heard of that, you should go check it out!! It's a really cool musical with a really cool fandom. :)

Despite your brother's insistence, you stubbornly decided to join him and his men in the war. Now, are you prepared to face the consequences of your actions? ──────📜────── ⚠️ Warnings for this story include graphic depictions of violence, death, trauma, and other sensitive content!!! ──────📜────── Started: 04/07/24 Last Update: 04/08/25 Status: On Hiatus Finished: ??/??/?? ──────📜────── Art from the cover is taken from gigi's animatic of the song Puppeteer