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The Ministry's Biggest Mistake by mysteriousmissy26
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Evelyn Lily Potter has spent eighteen years proving one simple fact: She does not take orders well. The eldest Potter inherited Lily Evans' legendary temper, James Potter's flair for spectacular chaos, and learned more than a few questionable life lessons from her godfather, Sirius Black. She's an unregistered force of nature, an Animagus with the heart of a wild cheetah, and the last person the Ministry should ever try to control. Unfortunately... The Ministry didn't get the memo. When the corrupt Marriage Selection Act magically binds every eligible witch and wizard into arranged marriages, Evelyn's name is paired with the one person she never expected: Professor Severus Snape. Before she can even protest, ancient magic seals the bond, wedding rings appear on their fingers, and they're declared husband and wife. Evelyn has just one response. "Absolutely fucking not." The Ministry expected obedience. Instead, they declared war on the wrong Potter. Now Ministry offices are under siege by increasingly outrageous magical pranks, enchanted paperwork has developed a sense of humor, officials are afraid to open their own office doors, and Hogwarts has become ground zero for Evelyn's campaign of glorious revenge. Caught in the middle is Severus Snape-a man who has survived Voldemort, espionage, and years of teaching at Hogwarts, only to discover that nothing compares to being magically married to the most chaotic Potter alive. Freedom was stolen. Choice was taken. The Ministry wants compliance. They're about to learn exactly what happens when you corner a wild cheetah. Chaos isn't coming. Chaos just put on a wedding ring.
Bound by Chaos by mysteriousmissy26
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The Ministry of Magic has officially lost its collective mind. In a desperate attempt to increase the magical population, Britain, Bulgaria, and France revive an ancient law: every unmarried witch and wizard of age must participate in a magically binding marriage lottery. No exceptions. No appeals. No escape. The first witch called before the entire student body of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and Beauxbatons is Aurora Potter-Harry Potter's older sister, Gryffindor Chaser, professional troublemaker, and the daughter of the legendary James Potter. One reach into the enchanted box... One glowing name... Viktor Krum. With one draw, Aurora's future is turned upside down. The Ministry expected quiet acceptance. Instead, they got fireworks, prank hexes, public humiliation, and a furious Potter who inherited James Potter's flair for mischief and Sirius Black's rebellious spirit. As Aurora and Viktor navigate an unwanted magical engagement, one thing becomes painfully clear... Forcing a Potter into anything is the fastest way to start a revolution. "You wanted a happy little ceremony?" Aurora laughed, twirling her wand. "Congratulations. You just declared war on the wrong bloody family."
Juniper Potter and the Pyromaniac Principle of Chaos by randombullshit9
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Juniper Potter was never normal-not by Muggle standards, magical standards, or even feral-dragon-raised-by-centaurs standards. Diagnosed with the most severe case of ADHD ever recorded in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Juniper is a human hurricane of hyperactivity, explosive ideas, and accidental arson. Sorted into Gryffindor mostly because the Sorting Hat was too terrified to argue, Juniper tears through Hogwarts like a squirrel on fire with a wand in one hand and questionable magical substances in the other. She doesn't mean to blow things up-most of the time-but the moment her fingers start twitching and her eyes glaze over like cursed pastries, it's only a matter of seconds before something combusts. Between inventing spells that do more harm than good, running illegal magical experiments with Weasley twins, and launching a one-girl war against boredom, Juniper proves that chaos isn't just a byproduct of magic-it's an art form. As the Second Wizarding War looms, one question remains: can Voldemort survive Juniper Potter? (Spoiler: He's considering early retirement.)
Pretty Little Bombshell by randombullshit9
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Born as Jinx Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived carries the burden of two lives-one marked by a lightning scar and another by blue hair, madness, and shattered innocence. Reincarnated with the memories and trauma of her past self, Jinx from Zaun, she arrives in the world of magic already cracked, stitched together by chaos and loss. Abused by the Dursleys, feared for her wild eyes and volatile magic, Jinx grows up a volatile blend of brilliant, broken, and dangerous. Hogwarts doesn't know what to make of her-a chaotic gremlin with explosive spells, whispering to herself, grinning through pain, and building enchanted gadgets in the dead of night. She doesn't want to be a hero. She just wants to survive... and maybe blow a few things up along the way. As the shadows of Voldemort rise once more, Jinx's unstable magic and fractured mind may be the wizarding world's only hope-or its ultimate undoing. After all, chaos isn't evil. It's just... misunderstood. Tick, tick, boom.
𝗕𝗘𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗗 || 𝗷. 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗻 & 𝗯. 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘄  by Nyras_jlj
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"𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱... 𝗶𝘀 𝗮... 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵!" A witch born of old blood, Torn apart by her own twin. Saved a World that treated her like a pariah. Now grown up, her new life is revealed to her old. Harry Potter x Top Gun Maverick Jake Seresin x Oc x Bradley Bradshaw WTM
We are all mad here by kaiparkerlovev1984
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Ray smith is the daughter of. Dyonisus she has bipolar and insomnia most of the time she is in manic depression she is also soulmate of big three hades poseidon and zeus the gods and pjo kids are transported into a cinema to watch ray smith's life as the protector of demi-gods
Time Travel? Really! by tattoed_hunks
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Rose Potter, trouble-magnet extraordinaire, finds herself waking up in the past after an accident with a time turner. Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose decides to fix the timeline seeing as she's stuck. Everyone had better watch out, because this Rose Potter isn't what they were expecting - at all. Fem!Harry, slight AD/RW bashing. T for language (lots of swearing). NOTE: NOT MINE PEOPLE. This story belongs to animeotaku20 at fanfiction.net
Poison Pen by Ultimate_Reader10
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Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
The Silver Widow || WTM - HP x MCU by Serpent_Ink_21
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Astraea Lyra Malfoy is the oldest child of Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. Severus Snape and Dumbledore made a plot to take Astraea after seeing how much power she has, just based on her accidental magic. Severus and Dumbledore took Astraea and kept her hidden from her family for 4 years before putting a block on her magical core and giving her away to the Red Room. What Severus and Dumbledore didn't know is that they just made a terrible mistake that will ruin their lives. Astraea's name was changed to Vasilisa Pavlova. The Red Room trained her to be the best and better than their original Black Widows. Gaining the name the Silver Widow the best of the best of the Widows. HYDRA exposed her to the Mind stone. Vasilisa was nicknamed the Arctic Witch in HYDRA. How will the Malfoys' react to seeing their 'friend' taking their daughter and giving her away? How will the Malfoys' react knowing they let Severus near their son? How will they react to what their daughter went through all because of Severus and Dumbledore? How will they react seeing what their daughter does for a living? ~I don't own Harry Potter or Marvel. Just my OC and her plot.~
Watching the Lives of the Potter Twins by AnnalisePotter3
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Have you ever thought what it's like when James Potter knows he has two little prongslet prancing around? Or have you thought about him being a girl dad. Athanasia Hallie Potter the twin of Harry is starting her journey in Hogwarts. On the year 1976 the Hogwarts was shocked to receive a letter about the future, they were more surprised when they learned that this future will circulate into the two young child of the famous Marauder's leader James Potter. Before you report me read the author's note Just in case your blind ill put it here This is my previous story that got deleted but now I decided to republish it.