You've survived wars, plagues, revolutions, and at least three attempted exorcisms by some of history's most famous sorcerers. You've outlasted empires, mastered a dozen languages (including two that are now dead), and made a habit of slapping Kenjaku across time and space every century or so. And yet, somehow, the single greatest threat to your peace and productivity is one insufferably loud man with silver hair, a bottomless well of confidence, and the most inconveniently beautiful blue eyes you've ever had the misfortune of seeing. You are a nine-tailed fox spirit, a scholar, a legend. All you want is to finish your damn research in peace. Instead, you get Gojo Satoru. He breezes in uninvited, steals your favorite seat at the café, and no matter how many times you banish him-with varying degrees of arcane force-he just keeps coming back. Immortality is a long time to suffer through this kind of nonsense.

You're a third-year student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School. You're Gojo's most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options, as your classmates have all been suspended. You're Nanami's most favorite sorcerer, united by your mutual distaste of the jujutsu world and burning desire for early retirement. You're Shoko's most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don't let Principal Yaga hear about that, though. You're the first years' most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you. But most importantly, you're a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your own things in the background, while watching them doing important, heroic things. You're no protagonist. You're just here for the ride, and hoping it won't get too wild. ⋆⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺⋆ This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (including JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff & humor. I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me. (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)

Ena Kita is the last member of the Kita Clan, who were the gift of God during the prime era of sorcery. Because Ena's lineage is sacred, she's forced to marry Gojo Satoru, a powerful sorcerer whose offsprings can bring luck to the world. At first, she only used him for freedom when she was eighteen, but now she's head over heels for the man after ten years of being engaged. "I can't believe I've been engaged with you since young," "Why are you complaining?! I know you love me!" However, when shamans heard about Sukuna incarnating a teenager's body, the Kita Clan grew worried for their last descent. Ena was never told by her family members that her face resembled the past lover of Sukuna. "Sukuna, you better watch how you speak to my wife." Gojo Satoru stood in between me and Sukuna. /// PUBLISHED: 11/5/2020 ENDED: 06/07/2021 This is on fanfiction, ao3, and quotev :)

I hate this fanfic, its poorly written only up because people who read it when it came out wanted it back To know and to understand, Satoru Gojo's entire being consist of those two words. Yet, a breakup leaving you without both of those words, not understating one bit. Especially when he comes back three years later to discover some particularly interesting news about you. story promt/starter @/erensdickgarage art credit: @/ tequilafunk_ I do not own jujutsu kaisen or its characters

❝𝘿𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚? 𝙊𝙧 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚?❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH a girl from a certain Clan was chosen to become Gojo Satoru's bride, for their union will purify the Gojo Clan for the next seven generations to come. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Pre-Canon ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Canon Compliant ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Angst (?) ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mature Contents 【 五条悟 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗚𝗢𝗝𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗨 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗦𝗘𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: --- Jujutsu Kaisen ©Akutami Gege HEAVEN AND EARTH ©ASTRAGAZER- ---

"If my wife is harmed... there's not a force in earth that can stop me from ending you." (Y/n) is the wife of Satoru Gojo and is naturally assumed to be his Achilles heel and it was true, there was nothing more precious to Satoru than his darling wife. But what many fail to realise is that a dragon is never weak.

A woman of discipline trying to straighten out all the rules he bends. It wasn't easy being Gojo's secretary- at least that's what he likes to call you, but in order to show that Gojo is responsible enough to take care of his class, especially for the vessel 'Itadori Yuiji', you were assigned to supervise and keep track of class trainings, the vessels activities, and Gojo's movements, including his spontaneous acts, to his planned schedule. Years of preparation couldn't have planned for the mess you were put in, and it's definitely not one you could easily sweep under the rug. It was an experience The Gojo experience. This book is labelled as mature meaning it is 18+🔞 This story will contain: -smut -violence -profanity -angst Artist: @scallopojisan I do not own any or claim Jujutsu Kaisen, this story is for fantasy purposes only.

❝𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉...❞ ❝𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉❞ Mikazuki looked up one last time, her golden eyes colliding with a similar pair of ocean blues. But whatever warmth she had been expecting from him evaporated in that single instant, their gazes colliding for less than a second. And then, for the first time ever, Gojo Satoru looked away. Her fiancée, the man she was supposed to marry, her equal... Simply, looked away. "I hereby sentence you to be banished and stripped from your powers" - Gojo Satoru was the strongest sorcerer alive. Kinzoku Mikazuki was the spare. Two incredibly powerful sorcerers discovering what the real meaning of 'equal' is while dismantling the world of jujutsu, one sorcerer at a time. - 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑻𝑬 ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴘᴏꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀᴏ3 - ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒊 ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ - 𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒔

It's my third week of working at Jujutsu High, and Gojo Satoru and I are already not getting along, so principal Yaga sends us on a mission that we might not come back from as the same people we were. *pre-jjk0* (rivals) enemies to lovers mostly fluff bit of smut kinda slow burn?

*❀⑅*⳾𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩*❀⑅ *+:｡.｡"...𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙬𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚. 𝙄'𝙙 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙩..."*ೃ༄ ⭐️#1 in ANIMEONESHOTS 4/5/2022 ✨#2 SATORUGOJO 8/17/2021 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡, 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐬 (𝐘/𝐧) 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 '𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬', 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐝...right? *DO NOT REPOST* This is a dr