Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

Stan and Kyle belong to different agencies that fight crime using their super human abilities. They haven't been friends since the incident and public eye begins to paint them as rivals. A long lasting feud among the agencies. Their hate for each other bubbles up more and more. This indescribable hate, built off of the emotions they harbor towards each other. Emotions they had long before their abilities. WARNINGS -Smut (all characters are 18+) -language -violence -hate speech -TW for some kinks -substance abuse -death

Bullies and beauty standards have caused 15-year-old Clyde Donovan to lose all confidence and develop a horrible self-image, along with an eating disorder. // Meanwhile, Craig Tucker struggles to deal with the same homophobic bullies who enjoy giving him a hard time about his relationship with Tweek. [TRIGGER WARNING: SENSITIVE TOPICS] [Cover art not mine]

Battle through a blizzard in Manhattan with Agent Klein, struggling to finish a crucial mission after everything has gone wrong, and discovering a terrifying mystery inside the Dark Zone.

Un estúpido AU de South Park sobre vaqueros ¿o no? Creado por : andro_ness

Eric Cartman,Kyle Broflovski y Tweek tras lo que han pasado,el destino los llevará a recuperar la piedra y sobrevivir a lo último del salvaje oeste para detener a un mal mayor...pero para ello,deben resolver sus diferencias

This story will be like the main south park students going thru a zombie apocalypse!! (also ships in this will be, style, creek and bunny) hope u enjoy reading it :33

Wendy Testaburger has died and gone to Limbo. To get to where she is going she has to help a certain ex-boyfriend back on earth and Stan thinks he's suddenly gone mad because his ex-girlfriend is stalking him from beyond the grave.

Y/n has a secret - she can't die. Her entire life is turned upside down when some else dies, though - her father. With nowhere else to go, she winds up in the small town of South Park, where she meets the only other person who shares her immortality - 17 year old Kenny McCormick. #1 - #southpark ❤️‍🔥😭 #1 - #kennymccormick #1 - #kylebroflovski for some reason lol #1 - #kenny #1 - #immortal #1 - #craigtucker #1 - #ericcartman ??

In this Tom Clancy's The Division x Cyberpunk 2077 crossover, When an elite squad of Division agents is sent into the ruins of the Dark Zone to secure a top-secret government experiment, their mission takes a catastrophic turn. In the midst of a brutal firefight, the device they were sent to retrieve activates, tearing a rift in space-time and transporting them from the post-pandemic ruins of New York to the neon-drenched sprawl of Night City in the year 2077. Stranded in a world of ruthless megacorporations, cyber-enhanced mercenaries, and unchecked anarchy, the agents must adapt to a reality where technology rules and survival is never guaranteed. As they search for a way back home, they cross paths with V, a skilled mercenary with her own agenda, and uncover a sinister conspiracy that threatens not just Night City, but all of reality. Hunted by powerful enemies and forced into uneasy alliances, the Division agents and V must navigate the treacherous streets of the future while facing a growing mystery-one that links the Dark Zone's secrets to the very fabric of this cyberpunk world. But with corporations, rogue AI, and deadly mercs closing in, one question remains: can they survive long enough to find a way home, or will they become just another casualty of Night City's brutal streets? The mission has changed. The war never ended. And the line between man and machine is about to be redrawn.