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FELLOW POTTERHEAD! ⚡ I welcome you to... 🎊 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓷𝔂 𝓒𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓵𝓮 🎊 🥳🥳🥳 ... where you can do absolutely EVERYTHING! 🥥 For example, you can: 1. Share random thoughts and experiences, 2. Make new friends, 3. Vent out to one another, 4. Be yourself, 5. Joke around, 6. Cry over homework, 7. Tell others what you'll have for dinner, and most importantly.... 8. BE LOONY! 🍄 🎉 To join, you can either: ¤ Write your favorite minute in a new conversation OR ¤ Declare your love for any Loony stuff (Quibblers, Spectrespecs, Dirigible Plum Earrings, etc.) OR ¤ Send a coconut emoji anywhere 🥥 OR ¤ Just ask directly to be added 🤷🏻 BUT YOU MUST, MUST FOLLOW ME FIRST. 😈 🍀 By joining, you're promised useful Loony Tips, unhinged Loony Scenes, exciting Loony Events, dreadful Homework (so we can cry over it) and anything Loony! With that, please unbuckle your seatbelts, throw your eyeballs outside the window, AND GET READY FOR THE LOONIEST JOURNEY OF YOUR LIFE!! 😍🚂 ENJOY!! 👑

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ADHARA, the second brightest star in the Canis Major constellation, right after sirius. It was as if her father had named her after a murderer A few neighbourhoods away from Number 4, Privet Drive, there was a tall and narrow building at the end of a deep alley. Aleyne House for Orphans was home to many, squibs and rejected muggleborns alike. Adhara Black was neither, but she lived there anyway, silently waiting for the day her Hogwarts letter would come, allowing her to finally step foot out of that place. When she finally receives it, Matron also hands her some other letters, signed by her father, who informs her that she shares her godfather with the Boy-Who-Lived. ━Golden Trio Era ━Regulus Black's daughter Year 1-2-3-4-5 [complete] Year 6-7 [incomplete] Started: 2021-01-19

The title is self explanatory Together we shall yap about Harry Potter and take over the world with our HP theories and knowledge!

Just a club for people who are weird and love to yap and basically everyone is welcome here! 😘😊

Sirius closes his eyes. When he opens them again, he's greeted by a hospital room. Some nurse is holding him, and he feels disoriented. Until, he's handed over to a familiar face he hasn't seen in over a decade. "Hello," Walburga Black whispers to her newborn child. She looks over at her husband, who nods. He tells her, "So it's decided. Welcome to the family, Sirius Orion Black." or: The rebirth and second chance of one Sirius Orion Black.

Diana Potter, though a year younger, had the best bond with her brother James. They where best friends. And I'm saying 'where' because the oldest of the two died at only 21. She was so young, but already dealing with more grief then a person can handle. Her brother, his wife and his only one year old son, all dead in the same night. One of her best friends, tortured to insanity with her husband. Even though older, Alice Fortescue was Diana's friend since her arrival at hogwarts. They held each other so dear, that when Alice her son, Neville, was born, Diana became the godmother. But the life of the boy was ended at such a young age. Or so she tought. --------- Regulus x oc, not the main goal of the story, it's in there and hard to ignore --------- "He lied. She couldn't believe it. The absolute asshole. He ruined it! He ruined her life! And she will never forgive him. He can rot in hell, Albus Dumbledore." --------- Started: 01-28-2023 | 01.39 am Finished: I don't own Harry Potter of course, all rights to J.K Rowling.

"Inimicos amantes" Latin for "Loving enemy's" Diana Potter had always been close to her older brother, sure, they fought, but it'd be over the next day. She missed him so much when he left for hogwarts the first year, but at his second, she was allowed to come, on her way to her first year. There, her brothers friends also became her friends, one of them being Sirius Black. Soon enough, she heard about his home situation and soon enveloped a hate towards his family, this included a certain Slytherin who she didn't know was a whole other person behind that cold mask of his. ------------- Regulus Black x OC ------------- "I love you so much." "Then stay here with me." "You know I can't." "I know you can." ------------- Started: 03-07-2023 Finished:??? Harry Potter is not mine ofc, all rights to J.K.R