"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."

taehyung loves jungkook much more than was required, and now things are a little too broken to fix. [lowercase intended; cross-posted to asianfanfics under ExoHistory]

"He thinks I have stigmata," Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn't get any worse. He might as well just lay it out. "Oh, well," said Brian into his hands. "Of course." ~ I did not write this story. All credit goes to the author, Bexless on Archive Of Our Own. Link to the original story: http://archiveofourown.org/series/9795