Vampires, Angels, and Demons, Oh My! Jane's life will never be the same when she stumbles onto Hawtness, the ten sexiest guys at Fairmont High, and finds out they are hiding ten deadly secrets, each more ludicrous than the last. Soon, the question stops being which scrumptiously hot guy will win her heart, and starts being whether she'll even make it out of high school alive! Genre: A parody of supernatural romance teen fiction.

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?