a true love story

John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

butts

Do not read this story if you don't like pingu! Noot Noot.

a fabulous romantic sexy fanfic do not read if not horny

A love that cant be denied once you fall into the addiction trap of Pingu's glossy eyes...

Gather round children, as we tell the tale of the ducks. Mighty animals, the ducks are warriors of the ponds, mighty, feathered beasts with beaks as sharp as... err... um... BEAKS. The first in the amazing series of "_____ History", this is Duck History.

I do not own anything! Which means the brands.