"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

daddy!michael has trouble keeping baby clifford quiet.

"Wait, pause. Louis Tomlinson just liked my selfie. What a creep."

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."