Do not read past this page. This book is cursed and he will cause nothing but death of those around you, until you kill yourself or he kills you. All hope will be lost. There is no way you can win. If you want to live, drop the book now and run away. Do not go past this page if you treasure your life. Signed, John Elric If only I knew what I was getting myself into, I would've never touched those goddamn books. Everything is ruined by them, by HIM. No one believes me, they all thing I've gone mad. I know I'm sane. I've got to be sane... Right..?

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!