"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))

"From all the letters that I saved, this is everything I didn't say. " Calum and Luke express their feelings better on paper. (note: these are just for fun, they're not a regularly updated thing)

[Second Book To Teaching Affairs] Calum is going into his Junior year of highschool with heartache and confusion. The shock he received after the party has rendered him cold and ruthless towards love. Luke's on his second year of teaching at United Arts School and couldn't be happier. This time though he's learned what he wants, or specifically who he wants and he'll stop at nothing to get him. What will happened when Luke's attempts are useless towards Calum? Will Calum let his past heartache rule his life or will he let Luke's love conquer him? ©ValleyOfTheDiamonds

[Book #1] Where Luke is the new Art teacher and falls for Calum, his student, but not without a whole lot of heartache, breakups, fights and stupid decisions. © ValleyOfTheDiamonds

[Calum HoodxLuke Hemmings] One shots that have Cake in it, some are depressing and others are just normal. They're my one shots, I don't steal them off AO3 or Tumblr. Warning, some might be triggering. Also go with the flow, some ideas are impossible and stupid but that's what I created.

"asl?" "what are you trying to do, get in my pants?"