Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Angel Winchester never knew her mother. She grew up learning the ways of the hunter with her father, her uncle, and her uncle's wife. When something seems odd about a case, the Winchesters look further into it, and realize that all is not what it seems. Angel will have to fight for freedom like her father and her uncle once did, but what if her freedom comes at a cost too high?

Irrepressible. Extraordinary. Indestructible. Her name is Nova, like the muscle car, or a supernova, and she is a cosmic hurricane in Puck's world. She swears, drinks, lives among the stars, and he can't help but fall hopelessly in love with her. Is it love? Infatuation? Enamoration? He's not sure if he'll ever find out. He is sure, however, that the only thing that can understand one broken heart is another. 10/11/2020 Edit Hello friends and readers! MY publishing contract expired some time ago and after mulling it over I don't see why everyone shouldn't enjoy this novel. I had so much fun connecting with you all over it, it deserves to rest in your hands and in your hearts. So, as of today, I'm reprinting the entirety of the work here on Wattpad. Enjoy!! -AK

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a Time War 5, 6, 7, 8, Daleks scream EXTERMINATE! 9, 10, 11, 12, The Doctor died and silence fell 12, 11, 10, 9, Here we go, back in time 8, 7, 6, 5, Saving everybody's lives 4, 3, 2, 1 Grab her hand and whisper, Run! This book will be full of poems about Doctor Who. Some will be mine, others will not. If the poems are not mine I will give full credit to the author at the beginning of the poem if I know who the author is. If I don't know who the author is, I'll just write: by anonymous. O.K. I have writers block a lot and I'm not the best with poetry so you may not see a lot of my own poems from time to time; I'll try. So what are you waiting for?!?!? READ THE BOOK ALREADY! WARNING!!!!! Some poems do not care about your feelings... But remember, it's okay to cry. GET READY FOR FEELS!

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and meets a strange winged boy who pulls her into a magical world she could never in her wildest dreams have imagined. Follow Hailey in her adventure as she learns more about her true heritage and discovers things she never would have believed before. (COMPLETED) Featured in Wattpad's magazine, Wattzymag. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2013 and 2014