move every loop in your curly cue hair to make memories of when you loved me a song fic for melanie martinez's song 'curly cue' tw//alcohol abuse mentions and angst

THIS IS MOSTLY TO MAKE FUN OF MY OLD DRAWINGS pls dont take me seriously

Dan Howell is a fuckboy. He has sex with whoever he can and then dumps them, regardless of gender. But when Phil Lester, a new student, enters Dan's life, will Dan change his ways for the boy he loves? Or will he toy with his heart just like the rest? (Disclaimer::: guys. this is dumbest fic i have ever written and it is that way ON PURPOSE!!! this is supposed to be stupid and cringey, don't think i'm actually serious PLEASE)

geebear: ummm who is this? frnk is typing...

>>DISCONTINUED<< Frankie is drunk, and drives his car into Gerard's mailbox. Gerard lets Frankie stay the night, and things go from there.

|DISCONTINUED| Working at a comic book store was supposed to be easy. So what the hell was this little punk doing here making things so much harder?

Frank's mother forces Frank to pick up the school weirdo after school and drop him back home during a snowstorm. That weirdo's name is Gerard.

Gerard Way is an infamous criminal with one thing on his mind. Kill. Especially when he finds the little shitbag that decided to turn his life story into a horror one online. There's only one thing Gerard loves more than murdering senselessly, and that's revenge. ++WARNING++ BLOOD, GORE, VIOLENCE, SWEARING, SUICIDE, AND MURDER (POSSIBLY ABUSE) TRIGGER WARNING IS VERY PROMINENT!