in which i write silly south park preferences for your favorite characters! ────── i do NOT own any characters in this story. they all belong to matt and trey. this is just for fun, so if you don't like it, then i don't know what to tell you...

𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥; 𝐯𝐮𝐥𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝-𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫..

𝐲/𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲. . . . 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫..