Heidi and Cartman are finally over so things turn back to what it always was with Kyle and Cartman.Kyle starts to develop a crush on his rival as he did a long time ago as this happens.Cartman later reveals that he has always liked Kyle and was using her to make him jealous.Kyle is in denial while Cartman unintentionally tries to find out Kyle's feelings for him.*Contains Minor Spoilers On Seasons 20-21*

completed june 25 2018 a car accident leaves eric cartman with severe head trama. and while he didn't remember at first, he does now and is falling for a certain ginger.

I don't own southpark nor the art used In this fanfic of mine however this one cartman is female. Also contains smut. ALL CHARACTERS ARE ADULTS

One-shots and some short stories. Mostly Fluff! And maybe some AU's in the future. ----A summary for every one shot, so you'll know why the weird title------------

Mermaids have been a commonly known legend or myth for thousands of years. But what if they weren't really a myth?... !!cover art does NOT belong to me whatsoever!!

Craig Tucker is a well respected and feared mafia boss's son. He'd much rather just do his job in the day time as a vet then be anywhere near his fathers work. Unfoutonately, his dad plans for him to take his place one day, so that's not an option. One night, Craig is told to meet at a bar with his old man called "Beneath it All." There, his eyes catch onto a beautiful green eyed blonde with an amazing body and wild hair. Intrigued, Craig wishes to find out more about the stripper, but 'Mocha' has a hard time trusting people due to his past. The Tucker's son has never been one for love, but this blonde might change that. What Craig doesn't know yet are all the things that will try to rip them apart. Will the stripper, who's afraid of love, and the future mafia leader's love triumph in the end, is there hope?

Craig was a vampire. He didn't care about who's blood he got. Tweek was always a paranoid person. He was always scared of everything. What happens when these two from different worlds meet? (Both are 17 in this!!) [Editing]

When Kyle loses his little brother to suicide and Eric and him are teamed together for a school project they both find themselves caught in a tense relationship. Smut warning.

kyman~ they are in high school. kyle and Stan are 16 and cartman and Kenny are 17. After Cartman falls and hurts his leg kyle helps him.. cartmans book, that holds all his personal information, is found and his friends must stop the other kids from reading to everyone. ~~~SURPRISE AT END~~~ enjoy :D

"Daddy, daddy! Can you tell me a story?" Four year old girl run up to her father. Her favorite teddy bear clutched in her hands. She wrapped her tiny arms around her father's legs and gave him a toothy smile. Man turned, looking down at his precious girl and smiled widely. He picked her up and tapped her nose lightly. "Is it already a bedtime, princess?" He glanced at clock, which was showing 8 pm. His wife was supposed to come back by now. They probably kept her late at work, he assumed. "It's not but I'm bored. Will you do it?" Her baby voice and small smile melted her father's heart for Merlin knows what time. She looked a lot like her mother. Eye color was the only thing she got after him. "Of course." Man kissed her chubby cheek. "Would you like something from the Tales of Beedle the Bard or muggle books we got?" "Can you tell me one of your stories? They are much, much better than those in books!" Girl exclaimed happily, jumping up and down in her father's arms. Man sat on couch in their living room, putting his daughter in his lap. He took out his wand to draw pictures in the air like he did every time. Little girl giggled as sparks erupted from his wand and created big castle with the Quidditch pitch behind it. "Let me tell you a story of forbidden love." ~~~✯✯✯~~~ She was cold-hearted Slytherin princess. He was troublemaking Gryffindor prankster. She was ice. He was fire. She lived in darkness. He brought light in everyone's lives. Callisto Malfoy and Fred Weasley. Match made in heaven? Or destruction of each other's lives? Will they cross the thin line between hatred and love? Or dance away from one another? ~~~✯✯✯~~~ Check Trigger Warnings before reading! Started- April 15. 2023. Finished- All rights and HP plot belong to You-Know-Who, I only own the plot of this book and characters I made.