"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞? 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞?" "𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 in which a grouchy vampire is unwittingly wrapped around the finger of a very stupid cupid [ begins season 2 ] [ side buffy x omc]

"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝'𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which indiana winger just wants to make music and kiss pretty boys - unfortunately, those boys tend to be serial killers. [ scream 1 - 3 : completed ] [ billy loomis, mickey altieri, mark kincaid ( and a fraction of a crumb of stu if you squint ) ] [ dewey riley x ofc and sidney prescott x randy meeks ]

"𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which derek's twin sister is all mickey altieri can think about as of late - and mickey can't stand it