"Where did you get that?" Martin stares at it with wide eyes, setting the tea down quite unsteadily. "Uhm." Jon looks at him, puzzled. "I don't think I...got it anywhere", he says. "It was here, in my office. I assumed you or- well, someone brought it in for me to record. Why?" Martin swears under his breath. "That's not-" Martin adjusts his glasses with a flustered motion. "That wasn't supposed to- You weren't supposed to have that." "What do you mean?" He takes the tea Martin set down on his desk, taking a sip. It's perfect. Just the way he likes it. Of course it is. It always is when Martin makes it- though Jon can't remember ever actually having told Martin how he takes his tea. He waits for Martin to answer, but he just stands there with his eyes flitting around the room, lips pressed tight as his hands worry at the seam of his cardigan. "Martin?" Jon sets the cup down. "It's a Statement. I'm the Archivist. What do you mean I'm not supposed to have it?" ~oOo~ Or, the one where Jon finds a Statement in his office, and it makes some long-held feelings surface, and some long-overdue conversations finally take place.

This book follows the story of Sprout Seedly who is the child of two very powerful monarchs. They want the best for their child, and obviously if they have an heir then the heir needs a bride. But their child would much rather focus on his hobbies than finding someone to marry. That was until he met a certain someone... Someone he wasn't allowed to marry... Fruitcake fantasy fic!! HUMANIZED A/N: Okay, so I really had no idea what I was thinking when I made this. I was reading a biography on Henry the 8th and I was like "Hey, what if I made a Dandys World fic where everyone is in medieval times" Now quick reminder, this fic leans into fantasy more than historically accurate, I still want some things to remain historically accurate but I also want everyone to have unnatural hair color. With that being said, this fic will contain some things that aren't historically accurate, but I'm doing research and I'm trying my best ,:3

TMA AU where Jon gets Lonely'd and becomes only /slightly/ obsessed with Martin. I recommend making it up to at least the end of S3 before reading, since that's where I was when I started writing this ^^ (some things reference later episodes because I had to do a lil research but yeah-) Unhinged shipfic I came up with when I was listening to the same song on repeat for an hour. Wrote the first chapter (first as in written first not first as in chronologically. think how star wars ep 4 came out first. i've literally never even seen star wars.) when I was sleep deprived and procrastinating doing homework. !!!CONTENT WARNING!!! THIS FIC IS PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR YALL TO READ IF YOU GET TRIGGERED EASILY! SPECIFIC CONTENT WARNINGS WILL LIKELY BE INCLUDED AT THE START OF CHAPTERS IF I REMEMBER TO PUT THEM THERE, BUT BEAR IN MIND THIS IS A FIC ABOUT OBSESSION AND FEAR OF ABANDONMENT/BEING ALONE!!! THERES ALSO VIOLENCE!!! ALSO ITS ABOUT THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES WHICH IS A HORROR PODCAST AND IS NOT CHILD FRIENDLY IN THE LEAST!!!! IT HAS SO MANY TRIGGER WARNINGS AND IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS ATTRIBUTION NON-COMMERCIAL SHAREALIKE 4.0 INTERNATIONAL LICENSE!!!!!! THIS IS NOT CHILD FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!! Also. Posting WILL NOT be consistent. I write these chapters in order of how I feel like chaptering, and operate off of sugar, sleep deprivation, and random bursts of motivation. Enjoy the crackfic. ^^ (listen to TMA I beg of you please it's my hyperfixation) Content Warnings: - Obsession - Stalking - Violence - Threatened violence - Monophobia/Autophobia - Elias Bouchard - Swearing - Blackmail - Mild sexual joke in the introduction? Not super serious- js like- memeing on something If there's any I missed I'm so sorry and please tell me so I can add them here T^T

Within the Inpherno, demons have lived side by side under the leadership and guidance of their seven deities, the SFoTHs swords. Despite only a few claiming to see them in person, rumors are passed around amongst demons that the SFoTHs are much more than just magical weapons or made up myths. Only a few believed those rumors until one day when an unfortunate accident happened, truly revealing a deity's existence for the first time in centuries. If that wasn't bad enough, an even bigger rumor broke out from the same accident that occurred, That drinking the blood of a deity would grant immortality, putting all the deities lives in jeopardy. Despite the constant eagerness and bloodlust, a few good souls remained in the world. Despite their factions and differences, they come together to settle the chaos and protect themselves, protect the deities, and protect the Inpherno from further destruction.